Tom Morris recalls seeing an old-looking wagon pass by his car in New Haven, Connecticut, years ago, laden with nuclear waste, just before he was suddenly provided with philosophical powers. This is true of the good, although he would be the last to reply: "Post hoc ergo propter hoc." (Pure Latin, of course, is the name of a famous fallacy, which means, in case someone asks: "after this , Therefore, because of this "), especially since almost nobody would understand what he was saying. According to a good number of calculations, Tom is the most active public philosopher on the planet, able to speak to more people about the wisdom of the times than any other philosopher since the days of Ralph Waldo Emerson. He regularly brings philosophical insights to hundreds of thousands of people in huge convention halls throughout the United States, and after writing many academic volumes, he has also authored such popular books as Making Sense Of It All, True Suc-cess If Aristotle directed General Motors, Philosophy for Dummies, The Art of Achievement, The Stoic Art of Living and the recent If Harry Potter directed General Electric. This doctoral degree in Yale is accessible at any time in your virtual Fortress of Solitude, through an almost secret portal, www.MorrisInstitute.com.