Deleuze, the philosopher's Indian: vitalist foundations of the critique of capitalist modernity is constituted as an effort to mobilize the rich Deleuzian conceptual scaffolding in order to satisfy its form as a war machine and counterthought. The text highlights the role of the notions of image, affect and body in Spinoza, Nietzsche and Bergson, which lead to the determination of the function of the figure of Christ in their respective materialist and vitalist theoretical perspectives that converge in the elucidation of “ Deleuze, the Christ of the philosophers", which naturally, under the Deleuzian prism of the "Indian becoming", gives rise to the production of a prodigious monster - Christ-Quetzalcoatl - capable, on the one hand, of providing a theoretical sigh to our colonized ways of doing philosophy and, on the other, of granting spiritual encouragement to the most diverse oppressed peoples of our Latin America.