Contrary to their apparent openness, new entrepreneurial ecosystems are impervious to diverse political discourses. Their cultural hegemony, grounded in technological solutionism and meritocracy, seems to permeate every scale of planetary life, leaving no room for alternative perspectives. Thus, they construct (and are constructed by) our everyday spatialities in real time. This publication attempts to highlight the relevance of these mythological narratives from a spatial and precarious perspective, while proposing the existence of "precarious unicorns" as new forms of organization that break with existing governance models in rejection of neo-feudal obedience.