This is the Biciteka chronicle, the true conquest of the streets of the great Mexico City. For a long time, the bicitekas rolled defenselessly, invisible on the clogged arteries of the dry, bureaucratic city of Mexico-Tenochtitlán. Until, emboldened, they gathered at Sitio del Ángela and took to the sea of ​​cars, there among the "carrizal" of Reforma, to conquer the streets with their darts of sharp ideas. The Bicitekas, or rather, rolling jipitecas, today rule the entire smog valley. Grouped in two powerful warrior neighborhoods, the Tlatelocos and the Tecnochcas, they have "disrupted" the bureaucratic streets and avenues with their powerful "Bicicletl" and forced those barbaric beings enslaved to the car to surrender to the designs of Bicilopochtli, the good and sustainable god who guides them. At the dawn of the sixth sun, in the midst of the celebration of the 500th anniversary of the conquest, we have rewritten the amoxtlis, the annals, and the official accounts to tell our version. Sheltered by the chronicles of our tlacuilos elders, we narrate everything that happened during the Cempohualli, the bundling of twenty-year-olds, and the many flowery wars waged since our "bicitine" ancestors left the mythical BiciAztlan and came here to meet. BCTK Chronicle, The True Conquest of the Streets of Greater Mexico City is a work of narrative journalism that summarizes 25 years of lessons, defeats, and triumphs in the great odyssey of political activism of the Bicitekas and how this activism—hooligan and chaotic at first, now highly specialized—has managed to transform the bureaucratic monster called Mexico City. Narrated by the Biciteka commanders themselves, woven by the Tlacuila and a necklace of Cozcatzin stories, The BCTK Chronicle includes drawings by the BCTK huey tlacuilo Juan Morales and a prologue by "Aceitélite" witch doctor Rogelio Garza. A must-read to understand the ever-closer triumph of the Bicitekas' clean and humane city, the great Mexico Bicitekatzalan.